CHILD MOLESTER LOSES SENATE RACE IN ALABAMA
49.1 PERCENT OF NATION BREATHES SIGH OF RELIEF
DEMOCRATS: "WE'RE BACK. BRING ON THE SERIAL KILLERS!"
REPUBLICANS LEARN LESSON:
TOO MANY BLACK PEOPLE VOTING
McCONNELL PROMISES QUICK FIX:
"NEVER AGAIN!"
BANNON BLAMES JEWS: "NEVER AGAIN!"
December 13, 2017
