Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Breaking News

CHILD MOLESTER LOSES SENATE RACE IN ALABAMA

49.1 PERCENT OF NATION BREATHES SIGH OF RELIEF

DEMOCRATS:  "WE'RE BACK. BRING ON THE SERIAL KILLERS!"

REPUBLICANS LEARN LESSON:

TOO MANY BLACK PEOPLE VOTING

McCONNELL PROMISES QUICK FIX: 
"NEVER AGAIN!"

BANNON BLAMES JEWS: "NEVER AGAIN!"



December 13, 2017